Beware the stampedes of beer-crazed customers hyped up on American patriotism.
The celebration of American independence is a family and fun-filled day for almost everyone - with the notable exception of grocery store managers. Rather than spending the day celebrating at backyard barbecues, grocery store employees are stuck inside dealing with massive crowds. They watch with both horror and awe as moms play tug of war over the last package of hamburger buns and dads race for the red, white and blue cases of Budweiser.
While having a first row seat to the 4th of July madness has its entertainment perks, dealing with these burger-hungry, beer-craving Americans can cause stress and panic to even the most composed grocery store managers and employees. But fear not! Here at Orbital Shift, we care about your sanity. That’s why we’ve compiled some tips to help you stay one step ahead of the crazed customers flocking to your store this 4th of July.
As beer-filled, food-focused customers hyped up on American patriotism rush to your store, do your best not to panic. Although easier said than done, staying calm will allow you to focus on completing your duties and managing your staff rather than getting distracted by the American flag-clad patriots rushing to the condiment aisle to grab that last gallon-bottle of ketchup.
You might think you’ve perfected your 4th of July employee schedule, but chances are you haven’t. As many great American leaders, like Batman or your own parents, may have told you, “expect the unexpected”. Chances are, you’ll have at least one or two employees who’d rather spend the day drinking beer with their friends than come into work. Make sure you’re prepared for these no-shows by having a few staff members from each department on call and ready to save the day like any superhero would.
Remember, there’s no way to calm the patriotic crowd flooding your grocery store this 4th of July weekend, so try to embrace it. Yes, it will be stressful, but take comfort in knowing that your hard work is allowing Americans to do what we do best - be stereo-typically American. Oh, and don’t forget to join in on the party once your shift is over, because you’re a burger-loving, beer-drinking American too - and that alone is worth celebrating.